walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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