I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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