so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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