I am spending my child support on dildos
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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