butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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