there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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