Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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