is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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