saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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