If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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