My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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