covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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