I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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