where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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