On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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