apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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