She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I can't turn off my feet"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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