giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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