i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
