so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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