I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Do I have a choice?
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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