508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
worst night to have a conscience
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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