Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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