the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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