Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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