If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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