i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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