i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
ugly people sure do ruin things
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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