So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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