btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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