found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So. Much. Porn.
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