Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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