Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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