all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So much Jack, so little girl.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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