tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I have aggressive nipples.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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