hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
You work out of a Hotel?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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