In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
No subtext here. People are naked.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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