my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I could fuck to npr.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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