That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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