do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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