2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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