Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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