Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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