We're like a lot better than the average bears
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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