He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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