I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
