would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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