I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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