it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
