No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
last night I used snow as a chaser
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