What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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