what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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